Two Columns About Zelda in The Gamer

Come one, come all to make fun of sign-holding jerks.

Hey, folks! Happy Tuesday! I hope everyone had a good long weekend.

I come to you with tears in my eyes and two new video game columns about The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. It’s an insane game, and I have literally zero good thoughts to the add to the discourse. Which is why I did what we all do and added to the discourse anyway.

In the first column, I discuss how Tears of the Kingdom made my useless Amiibos somewhat, kind of, a little useful again.

In the second column, I talk about that piece of shit sign-holding motherfucker Addison, the worst character in the game.

I hope you enjoy them! If you don’t, let me know and I’ll yell at me.