Are You Sad Enough?
Do you get into bed and then spend the night awake thinking about something embarrassing that happened twenty years ago?
Do you look into the abyss but the abyss doesn’t look back because it’s embarrassed of you?
Do you read too many rhetorical questions?
If you want answers to life’s deepest questions from a place of confidence and calm, this is the Substack for you! Hopefully! Eventually! Wouldn’t it be nice if I reached that point and could give that sort of support through words alone? It really would be nice. Anyway, for now it’s going to be the gaping maw of life all the way down.
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About Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker is an eight time Emmy-nominated writer and comedian living in New York. He's written for The Tonight Show, Bill Nye Saves the World, and Adam Ruins Everything as well as serving as head writer and executive producer on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. He wants a dog, but his landlord won't let him get one.
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